As straight as Harry’s hair
In this day and age, it seems normal to spend your time contemplating teen artist’s sexuality instead of focusing on their talent. I’m very sad to say that I once was a belieber (I can speak their language fluently, now). And being a belieber, I was very protective of him and stood up for Justin whenever anyone around me commented on him being ‘gay’. My point in saying this is that there seems to be an unspoken debate going on between Directioners saying if One Direction is gay.
I’ve noticed that most of the people who believe they’re no less straighter than a… tulip’s stem (don’t judge, I couldn’t think of anything), they normally turn out to be a total Directionater.
I, personally, believe they’re gay. I ship Larry, Niam, and Zirror. This is actually really useful to have this belief. If I could have a cat for every time I’ve shut down a non-Directioner by agreeing that they’re gay… I’d have a lot of cats.
It’s pretty late for me right now, so I’m going to stop there. But always remember:
… Meow.
